Six feet under is fine. Six-foot-four is the problem. This funny coffin shirt is for anyone who has never once fit in a bed, a car, or an airplane seat, and now has to worry about the afterlife too.
Wear it to the Halloween party, the haunted house, or the family reunion where someone always asks how tall you are.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
