Is it workplace stress, caffeine overload, or just existing in the modern world? Who knows, but your stress hormone meter is officially running hot. This graphic tee features a classic loading bar displaying a 79% Cortisol Level—high enough to mean you're operating purely on adrenaline and iced coffee, but low enough that you haven't completely exploded yet.
Perfect for office survivors, coffee lovers, students, or anyone who wants to warn people to proceed with caution before sending another email that "could have been a chat."
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
