Social battery running at 1%? Your official application for effort has been reviewed and swiftly rejected. Featuring a bold "ENERGY REQUEST DENIED" notice above a critical low-battery icon and an explicit "Please Contact Tomorrow" directive, this tee serves as an automatic out-of-office autoresponder for your physical presence.
Perfect for introverts, exhausted office survivors, burnout recovery, or anyone who just wants to sit silently without being asked "what's wrong?"
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
