Energy Request Denied T-Shirt (Low Battery Graphic)

Social battery running at 1%? Your official application for effort has been reviewed and swiftly rejected. Featuring a bold "ENERGY REQUEST DENIED" notice above a critical low-battery icon and an explicit "Please Contact Tomorrow" directive, this tee serves as an automatic out-of-office autoresponder for your physical presence.

Perfect for introverts, exhausted office survivors, burnout recovery, or anyone who just wants to sit silently without being asked "what's wrong?"

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

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Energy Request Denied T-Shirt (Low Battery Graphic)